Do you want to save your time in morning??

[realistic]

1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.

2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.

3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.

4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.

5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.

6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.

7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.

8. Wear your clothes while traveling.

9. Buy a car.

10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

I already know above all are really stupid.

[ling79]

1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.

2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.

3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.

4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.

5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.

6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.

7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.

8. Wear your clothes while traveling.

9. Buy a car.

10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

I already know above all are really stupid.

I think this is less like a good

[devexpertseo]

ofcourse.
these all are really stupid.

[krazysarah]

1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.

2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.

3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.

4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.

5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.

6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.

7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.

8. Wear your clothes while traveling.

9. Buy a car.

10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

I already know above all are really stupidll.

lols if I follow all these things to save my time in teh morning I would not be able to save myself from falling asleep in teh morning :P It is better I save my time at night

[vertumob]

I think it would be some expensive for me to get all these stuffs so better i wouldn't be saving some time in morning.

[1quran]

You can save time by writing the top 6 priorities you want to accomplish the next day before you retire. Get up 1 hour earlier and spend time in self-development and working out.

[kobal]

lol yea no thanks

[changelane]

Do I want save time in the morning yes I do who wouldn't want to save time.but all you suggested is really hilarious.thanks!

[Pristuno]

1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.

Very good advice. Like that

[shameless]

those things are really crazy advice... is that a joke or what?

[toughfy]

I would want to save time in the morning but I won’t do what you have suggested but it’s really funny!

[durrenmatt]

I work from home and I have a really hard time in the morning, I usually waste 3 hours in front of the TV before i get to the actual work and I hate myself for that in the afternoon when i have to work until late :P

[cheshire]

8. Wear your clothes while traveling.

All of those are great ideas except this one. I always travel nude, I will NEVER wear clothes while traveling. Sometimes you have to ask yourself ... is a little extra free time worth my freedom?

Cheshire

[JasonCase24]

All of these tips are so stupid! LOL But, you know what, I've seen a commercial who make used of your tip #6. "If possible, wear your office dress in night" - funny that the guy slept wearing his office attire just to be ready by morning.